The Shape of My Jaw > That Which Emerges from It

"For millennia, young men have grappled with the difficult question of how best to attract the attention of women — and for millennia, they have found new and more interesting ways to fail in doing so. They just can’t help it — their pride gets in the way and, like the lemmings in White Wilderness, they run off the cliff en mass, falling into the rocky waters below."